First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it


i hate that women feel like bitches when they turn a guy down. you have absolutely no reason to feel like a bitch for not liking some guy, and if they try to make you feel guilty you need to remember:

  1. you can turn down whoever you want
  2. men are not entitled to you
  3. you do not have to apologize for saying no
  4. you do not have to apologize for saying no

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my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

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I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

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me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

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